Why does the world hate me? I am a nice lady. Why is it that I must get terrible Sean “My Soul Brother” Avery news (which, for 20 minutes there, was basically, “He got a heart attack and probably died.”) after a terrible loss, followed by a terrible episode of “American Idol” that I had [...]
30
Apr 08
it’s OK, I know nothing’s wrong
27
Apr 08
honestly I don’t remember who you are
Here’s what happened:
Hockey. We win, we lose, it runs my life. PS Have you met Fredrik Sjostrom?
03
Apr 08
third-period conversations
Me: I can’t believe I didn’t win a Peabody again.DB: Yeah, I noticed that.Me: Another year, another missed Peabody.DB: I could give you a Peabody.Me: Really?DB: Sure. I could pee on your body.Me: Eew! No.DB: Although it’s PEAbody, like peas. I guess I could put peas on your body. Frozen peas. But you could really [...]
02
Apr 08
separate the girls from the boys
I was separated from the boys today at work. So, of course, I have taken to singing “North Dakota.” Not because it’s as dramatic as all that, but how many opportunities do I get to bust this one out (alone, in my own house.)
If you know, then you know. And if you don’t, I’m here [...]
