The Modern Log

Another beautiful child gone too soon. I hate when people die so young.
SERIOUSLY, who is going to bankroll my home for wayward celebrities? I have lives to save.
PS: The Los Angeles Times, you disgust me. A photo in handcuffs, really? That’ll come back to you.

I think this is the greatest email ever. Is that so wrong? Everything about it makes my heart sing.

From: Hatty PennySubject: Does your lady make you sick? Cheer up!
Are you getting bored with your witch? The same woman all the time is lifeless! These girls will knock you out.