The Modern Log

How’s my vacation? Well, I just yelled “The clavicle is a bone, fucking idiot” at a dude on “Jeopardy.” So pretty good, I’d say.
I’ve had well enough of this heat, though, so let’s call that off, shall we?
I just took a nap and dreamed about a Sloan show. Korn opened. Seriously? I’d been getting so [...]

Today was my last official day at work. It wasn’t my last real day of work, as I will fill in for a couple of days in a couple of weeks, but the day I’d been counting down to arrived. So, yeah. It’s weird.
Yesterday, there was goodbye drinking, which was nice. A day-of decision, and [...]

Here’s some advice: Don’t give six weeks notice when you quit your job. And if you do, don’t agree to then fill in a week AFTER your six weeks for a vacationing (ex)co-worker. Not because it isn’t the right thing to do — it is the right thing to do. The thing is, it will [...]

Just when I’m leaving, they start doing amazing things like dressing James up in tie-dye and making him live in a tent. This “horse with a knife on its head” moment may be the greatest non-”You Tell Us” thing I’ve witnessed in my tenure. Enjoy.

I don’t know what it is about the lovely and talented Fresh, but I love her as if she were one of my own children. Today, when she referred to Akon as Acorn, I was so proud.
In other news, I have six more days of work! I do not have another job lined up, which [...]

Dollie: Marat said he may retire.Jane: He should retire right here.Dollie: He’s said he’s tired of getting no results.Jane: I’ll give him some results.Dollie: “You ARE the father!”