30
Apr 07

the better better better it gets

It’s official: Ryan Gosling is a dream walking.

Oh yes, and nothing else matters in life but hockey.

20
Apr 07

everybody take it to the top!

You know what rules? “Stomp” by the Brothers Johnson. In case you were wondering.
Hey, see it!

19
Apr 07

she knows she’s losing it

If I get through this week without ending up in a rubber room, I will consider it a major victory.
Speaking of major victories, my gorgeous and flawless NY Rangers won the Eastern Conference quarterfinals in a sweep. Sorry, Lil Jon. But, it happened in a week of horror. Which means I went from trying to [...]

10
Apr 07

somebody just said ’see you later’

I’m watching “American Idol,” like you do, and I got so angry that Haley gets to sing “Turn the Beat Around” with Jennifer Lopez’s help. Why, God? Haley sucks. That song rules. Jennifer Lopez is, honestly, one of my personal icons. You may think I’m kidding. I totally am not. I love Jennifer Lopez.
And then, [...]

10
Apr 07

who you talkin’ to?

I was really going to just let this go, but my true nature won over.
Yesterday afternoon, I got this — rudely short, in my estimation — e-mail. Not only was it rudely short, the subject was the man’s name. Um, what?
He’s a relatively famous man (in some small circles), so I won’t call him out. [...]

07
Apr 07

if you want me, you can find me

It’s not that I haven’t been writing a lot. I have. It just hasn’t been here. Let’s catch up.
Monday, I wrote this and this and I wrote here (remember?) and this thing I wrote Friday published.
Tuesday I wrote this and was too busy obsessing over a hockey game to write anything else.
Wednesday I wrote this [...]

02
Apr 07

my wandering days are over

Dear Hockey,
You are everything, and everything is you. There’s no living without your loving. You’re everything I need and more. You’re all I’m living for.
Seriously, what would we do without you but grieve?
Tonight, I celebrate my love for you.
Tomorrow, I sit in front of the TV and scream.
Wednesday, I get a haircut (it’s supposed to [...]

01
Apr 07

right on the hour the traffic slowed

Of course I woke up Friday morning to e-mails telling me to skip the meeting since I’d asked to run out early and all. Sometimes you have to have a meltdown to disturb the balance in such a way that people get a chill miles away and say, “Oh, yes. Jane is out early [...]

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