The Modern Log

So I’d planned not to vote for “American Idol,” first citing journalistic objectivity, then because I hated everyone. But now I only hate one, and it’s Katharine. The bitch doesn’t even know how to spell her name, plus she thinks she is the truth. She is not. Did you hear her today when she got [...]

I hate to be giving away my secrets (especially ones that were given to me by special someones), but I just have to share this. I don’t know if you read Crunk + Disorderly, but it has become my favorite anything ever. I laugh, I love, I live. For serious.
Why just this afternoon, in a [...]

So my hair, it’s kind of fabulous, but I am desperate for a haircut. My bangs aren’t making me cry, but they are totally down to my nose. But I hate to waste a haircut (and blowout) on a regular day. I need a plan, an event, a hot date to schedule a haircut around. [...]

I have a loop running in my head of the bridge (Is it a bridge? I don’t know what it is. The good part) to “Who You Talkin’ To,” a Sloan song. The words go:Listen very carefullyDon’t think that you’re the rarest breedOf ones who lead the lonely sheltered livesThe boys they abandon youYour sisters [...]

I am love sick or lust sick or bored sick or “What was I thinking?” sick or “What am I thinking?” sick. It is a sick and sickening sickness. It was supposed to be funny and last a week. It’s been a month. It hasn’t gone away. But it’s been so long that I’ve had [...]