The Modern Log

Kim did this and so must I.
1.) Put your music player on shuffle2.) Press forward for each question.3.) Use the song title as the answer to the question.4.) Don’t be petty enough to cheat on something as ridiculous as an online “meme” determined completely by chance, please.
1.) How am I feeling today?“Smiling Shy” by Ben [...]

I missed my bus today (the 5:30 bus that arrives at 5:26 for some reason — which blew past me at 5:22 today, bastard) so I got very angry and started to walk. Now this is 5:30AM and very dark and a little creepy. I decided that if there was a yellow cab coming by [...]

Did you ever have that thing where someone tries to make out with you for years — honestly, YEARS — and you’re like “Meh.” and always say no?
Did you ever have that thing when you never hardly see them anymore, then you run into them and decide you were totally wrong and want to [...]

I have tickets to the last Rangers home game. The same Rangers who made the playoffs for the first time since 1997, thankyouverymuch (I almost just typed 1975, close enough).
Anyway, there are many thrills about the last home game of the regular season. First off, it’s the last home game of the regular season and [...]

Um, am I into beards? I just saw lovely Henrik (Who did something over the weekend to strain his hip flexor. Whatever. I have my theories and I’m not happy) and he was totally clean shaven and I thought, “Oh, that’s not nearly as good.” Which would mean very little except that a couple of [...]