I thought this was my lucky Halloween year. Now that Courtney Love is a total psycho mess AND fat, I’m in business. But I could not be bothered to get a wig.
I don’t even like Halloween, but I always feel like a party pooper for not wanting to dress up. Without the wig, what could [...]
31
Oct 05
no, it’s not scary
27
Oct 05
but I’m not laughing
I currently work in an office where people talk about the best Tortoise show they went to. I mean, really.
Work was thoroughly ass, and then it took me 76 hours to get home. I would punch everything ever, but tonight my nice friends come over and come home and make me birthday dinner of steak [...]
26
Oct 05
i don’t need no cure
Today at Whole Foods (oh man, remember when I used to laugh at people with Whole Foods bags, because they were 50 times more likely to be obnoxious on the train that people without Whole Foods bags? Well, then they made one in Union Square. PS Wait until the Palladium becomes a Trader Joes. I’ll [...]
06
Oct 05
i feel like hell, you feel like dancing
Since I’ve been gone:
You can breathe for the first time.
I went to London, saw Ewan McGregor thisclose (not as close as when we were best friends that one time at a movie premiere, but close enough), shopped a lot, visited Wimbledon (it was Dollie’s birthday), saw “Pride and Prejudice” (I was too tired to stand [...]
